Eat My Shorts

Taylor, 19, California. I'm just some nerd who likes taking pictures of myself and emojis ✨

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spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

(via ugly)

John Berendt (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

(via psych-facts)

Loneliness is not being alone; it’s loving others to no avail.

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steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

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unfollovving:

If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

(via bowtiesarecool)

autodicks:

vinebox:

THIS GIRL HAS NO CHILL

jfc

(via clestroying)

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

(via frozen-grapes)

staff:

this website is gay

(via drdrevevo)

twenty2ndyear:

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Is it weird that this feels more inspirational than any real person before and afters?

(Source: three-odd-glares, via psych-facts)

Constantly checking your messages because you’re a loser

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