Eat My Shorts

(Source: bloody-caroline, via barelyfamous)

it feels like someone…..
WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING

it feels like someone…..

WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING

(Source: eridone, via territorialcreep)

liftedandgiftedd:

I hope whoever I marry is ready to have a ton of sex all the time.

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Animated Disney Female Villains
”The villain of any story is often the most compelling character.”

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hell-yeah-superavengelock:

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

and now we play the waiting game

(via barelyfamous)

hitlervevo:

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES

(via awak33mys0ul)

leaveallthatsburned:

Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.
I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools.

THIS WILL BE IN MY HOME.

leaveallthatsburned:

Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.

I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools.

THIS WILL BE IN MY HOME.

(Source: wikingvinning, via awak33mys0ul)

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

(via barelyfamous)

I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it

(Source: slydigger, via rnegay)

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

(via nighthooker)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

oopsfuckproductions:

Yes! Work it

(Source: sharonosbourne, via sharonosbourne)

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

the-pink-tardis:

shercockandmycrotch:

fiftyonefiftied:

Wanna hear a joke?

What did Jensen’s left leg say to his right leg?

Nothing, because they’ve never met.

i dont get it…

HE HAS BOWLEGS

(Source: frogmom, via charliexxx)